Thursday, November 20, 2008

Can you read this?


fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too.
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

王永慶的一席話


一根火柴棒價值不到一毛錢. 一棟房子價值數百萬元 ..
但是一根火柴棒卻可以摧毀一棟房子.
可見微不足道的潛在破壞力,
一旦發作起來,其攻堅滅頂的力量,  無物能禦 .
要疊一百萬張骨牌,需費時一個月,
但倒骨牌卻只消十幾秒鐘 .
要累積成功的實業,需耗時數十載, 但要倒閉
,卻只需一個錯誤決策.
要修養被尊敬的人格,需經過長時間的被信任,
但要人格破產卻只需要做錯一件事 . 一根火柴棒,
是什麼東西呢?
它就是下列四項:
1. 無法自我控制的情緒.
2. 不經理智判斷的決策.
3. 頑固不冥的個性 ..
4. 狹隘無情的心胸.
檢查看看,我們隨身攜帶幾根火柴棒?

Monday, November 17, 2008

Health Important Notice


* Reduce volume of tea;
* Do not eat bread which JUST toasted;
* Get a distance from charger;
* Drink more water at the morning, less in the night;
* Do not drink coffee twice a day;
* Reduce volume of oily food;
* Best sleeping time is from 10 at night to 6 at the morning;
* Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm;
* Do not take alcohol more than a cup daily;
* Do not take capsule with cool water;
* Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping;
* 8 hours lack of sleep will make a person stupid;
* People who get used of napping will not get old easily;
* If you can't get on early morning runs, 5-8 at the afternoon is a great time for jogging;
* When battery left last grid, do not answer the phone. The radiation is 1000 times;
* Answer the phone by left ear. It'll spoil your brain directly by using right ear;
* Do not use earphone for long time. Rest your ear awhile after 1 hour.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Dream properties

Would you like to stay in these houses?





Can I Borrow $25?

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.

SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?'

DAD: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the man.

SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?'

DAD: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the man said angrily.

SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?'

DAD: 'If you must know, I make $50 an hour.'

SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down.

SON: 'Daddy, may I please borrow $25?'

The father was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.'

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down , and started to think:

Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $25.00 and he really didn't ask for money very often The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

'Are you asleep, son?' He asked.

'No daddy, I'm awake,' replied the boy.

'I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier' said the man. 'It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $25 you asked for.'

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you daddy!' he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.

The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.

The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.

'Why do you want more money if you already have some?' the father grumbled.

'Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,' the little boy replied.

'Daddy, I have $50 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to

have dinner with you.'

The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness.

It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $50 worth of your time with someone you love.

If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of hours. But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

人性中的貪婪

有個老魔鬼看到人間的生活過得太幸福了,他 說:「我們要去擾亂一下,要不然魔鬼就不存在了。」


他先派了一個小魔鬼去擾亂一個農夫。因為他看到那農夫 每天辛勤地工作,可是所得卻少得可憐,但他還是那 麼快樂,非常知足。
小魔鬼就開始想,要怎樣才能把農夫變壞呢?他就把農夫的田地變得很硬,讓農夫知難而退。
那農夫敲半天,做得好辛苦,但他只是休息一下,還是繼續敲,沒有一點抱怨。小魔鬼看到計策失敗,只好摸摸鼻子回去了。
老魔鬼又派了第二個去。第二個小魔鬼想,既然讓他更加辛苦也沒有用,那就拿走他所擁有的東西吧!
那小魔鬼就把他午餐的麵包跟水 偷走,他想,農夫做得那麼辛苦,又累又餓,卻連麵包跟水都不見了,這下子他一定會暴跳如雷!
農夫又 渴又餓地到樹下休息,想不到麵包跟水都不見了!「不曉得是 哪個可憐的人比我更需要那塊麵包跟水?
如果這些東西就能讓他得 溫飽的話,那就好了。」又失敗了,小魔鬼又棄甲而逃。


老魔鬼覺得奇怪,難道沒有任何辦法能使這農夫變壞?就在這時第三個小魔鬼出來了。
他對老魔鬼講:「我有辦法,一定能把他變壞。」
小魔鬼先去跟農夫做朋友,農夫很高興地和他作了朋友。因為魔鬼有預知的能力,他就告訴農夫,明年會有乾旱,教農夫把稻種在濕地上,農夫便照做。結果第二年別人沒有收成,只有農夫的收成滿坑滿谷,他就因此而富裕起來了。
小魔鬼又 每年都對農夫說當年適合種什 麼,三年下來,這農夫就變得非常富有。

他又教農夫把米拿去釀酒販賣,賺取更多的錢。慢慢地,農夫開始不工作了,靠著經濟販賣的方式,就能獲得大量金錢。


有一天,老魔鬼來了,小魔鬼就告訴老魔鬼 說:「 您看!我現在要展現我的成果。這農夫現在已經有豬的血液了。」只見農夫辦了個 晚宴,所有富有的人都來參加;喝最好的酒,吃最精美的餐點,還有好多的僕人侍候。他們非常浪費地吃喝,衣裳零亂,醉得不省人事,開始變得像豬一樣癡肥愚蠢。
「您還會看到他身上有著狼的血液。」小魔鬼又 說。這時,一個僕人端著葡萄酒出來,不小心跌了一 跤。
農夫就開始罵他:「你做事這麼不小心!」「唉!主人,我們到現在都沒有吃飯,餓得渾身無力。」
「事情沒有做完,你們怎麼可以吃飯!」
老魔鬼見了,高興地對小魔鬼 說:「唉! 你太了不起!你是怎麼辦到的?」
小魔鬼 說:「我只不過是讓他擁有比他需要的更多而已,這樣就可以引發他人性中的貪婪。」



心若改變,你的態度跟著改變;
態度改變,你的習慣跟著改變;
習慣改變,你的性格跟著改變;
性格改變,你的人生跟著改變。



這篇文章分享給 每一個在 為夢想努力奮鬥的你,提醒我們在努力追求夢想的同時,
千萬不要忘了最初的本心。

客服人員的七種等級


1。初級客服人員
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4。專業級客服人員
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5。超級客服人員
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7。無敵客服人員

Joke about Mr. Bean

1) BRAIN TUMOR:

Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean : Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean : Because that proves that I have a brain!

2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean : 9
Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean : I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean : Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend : What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean : I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend : Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean : four asterisks (****)!

5) Marriage:

Friend : How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean : 16
Friend : Why?
Mr. Bean : Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend : How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean : What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I
didn't see any picture.
Friend : What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean : Head Cleaner.

7) DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:


Mr. Bean :(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend : condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend : what now?
Mr. Bean : my sister just called, her mom died too!

8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:

Colleague : Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean : That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

9) Spelling lesson:

Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean : Make it three c to be sure!